Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

by Le don June 6, 2007

smashed monkey

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.

Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Slasher

Noun (slang), much-loved genre of film in which heroic vigilantes bring errant citizens (primarily teenagers) to justice with sharp implements (primarily knives).

Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Prom Night are all slashers.

by Slasher Sam January 5, 2017