sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish October 17, 2008

sidewalk pigeon

Girls walking in the sidewalk

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

paving the sidewalk

Another term often used for prostitution.

Stephanie was paving the sidewalks of Hagaman last Friday night.

by RS5555 April 17, 2007

sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.

Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.

by TrueFacts95 June 05, 2023

Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 21, 2018

Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.

Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.

by Skin Chizzler May 15, 2011