Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

sidewalk hero

A person that looks/acts like a civilian in public but will jump into action when a medical or social crisis hits outside of typical occupations/environments, typically on public sidewalks.
I.E. people that treat injured people or stop criminals before they escape the scene of the crime

"Did you hear about that woman that saved a girl's life in the news? Patched her injury up to keep her alive until the paramedics arrived!"
"Yeah, she was a real sidewalk hero!"

by Mega Erofan January 4, 2020

Sidewalk art

What remains after a suicide by falling to death, usually by jumping from a skyscraper or bridge.

"Before going to a therapist, he was about to become sidewalk art"

by Neves777 March 26, 2018

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

sidewalk mode

the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot

i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.

by robert the muthrfukn sailorman February 28, 2009

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024