Shrint

Sleepy or trired

im feeling very shrint right now

by Tigerios December 15, 2018

stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."

by Spacebullman September 7, 2010

Ctrl + shift + qq

When the combination is pressed all sites that are blocked will be unblocked. This is especially useful for school computers .

I pressed ctrl + shift + qq and now i can do whatever i want on my computer.

by TotallyNotNatani March 2, 2022

bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.

Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.

by Tom Bomb January 13, 2006

shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil

dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.

by lee brackett January 22, 2009

Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).

John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.

by Zeke489 May 6, 2009

Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.

When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.

by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011