shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

by Definer69er February 15, 2020

shids

shitty ass kids. i.e. children who are out of control, not cooperative, and experts at ruining your good time.

I can't wait till these shids go to bed so we can have happy hour!

by theDichardsCrew November 13, 2009

Shidding

A combination of shitting and kidding. Used in a hilariously weird or cringe worthy situation.

Joe: Sabe got fired from work for being ill
Jane: are you shidding me?
Joe: I shid you not

by Swavvy June 13, 2018

Shidget

Pronounced just like it's spelled. Definition is a Shemale Midget or dwarf in which case it would be a Shwarf.

At our Sangria orgy, we invited 3 black dudes, 3 black chicks and a Portuguese Shidget. The Shidget wore everyone out and drank all the Sangria.

by Shidget lovers of America January 31, 2009

Shida

The Shida is performed by making a horizontal V-sign with one's index and middle fingers of both hands, and drawing them across in front of the eyes, one hand at a time, with the eyes roughly between the fingers. This is performed in time with the music, and is improved upon by continuing to dance with the lower half of the body, simultaneously

She was doing the Shida like that old Batman TV show.

by xProphet October 16, 2011

shidthoughts

**IMPORTANT MESSAGE**

shidthoughts is the most respected roblox player, if you see this message ping him in the general chat or just dm him. If you decide to disrespect him you’re clearly obese or your dad left you for a small baggie of cocaine, shidthoughts is everyone’s father so feel free to call him dad, daddy shid, poppa shid, and lord. Also it is a huge sin to disrespect daddy shid, I don’t fucking care if you’re atheist or not you’re still going to respect him, bet? alright then.

Daddy shid loves you too!

Dave: Ah I’d love me a PS4

Dave’s step-sister: What are you fucking gay

Dave? Stop having those shidthoughts

Dave: Sorry for being a faggot step-sis

by No one fucking loves you October 28, 2019