Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

by Raving Looney January 01, 2007

to seed someone

To bust a nut into someone. Typically males do this action into a female. Seeding feels very good and make you shine on a cloudy day. You can seed yourself if you get rather excited. Seeding makes the world go around. Every time one male seeds, the world 1/2 mph. So go bust a nut when you feel like it, if you want the world to spin faster and make the days shorter. Do us all a favor and seed someone.

I want to seed someone so that a feel like a ray of sunshine. Who cares if they get pregnant.

by ATMandy December 16, 2016

Fuck seed

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies

my girl was givin me head when she said " Bitch, you shot fuck seed down my throat!"

by josh February 06, 2004

plant the seed

the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.

To plant the seed means to

1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.

2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.

Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....

or

I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....

by agritarianfarmer May 03, 2011

Lemon Seeds

Seeds from a lemon.

Goddamnit, I almost choked on lemon seeds.

by Billcheese1 February 12, 2010

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 25, 2005

shake and seeds

1. remnants at the bottom of a bag of marijuana 2. anything or anyone worthless

That square's all shake and seeds.

by Jerri Blank August 02, 2006