scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.
ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless
by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004
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scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun
my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in
by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017
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scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.
e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face
by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009
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Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox
I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”
by SaintSesame November 21, 2020
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Scrotum hop

The act of stretching your nutsack out and hopping your penis on it .
Dude I totally did the scrotum hop as a way to shake when I pee'd yesterday.
by Gator91316 January 11, 2012
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 16, 2019
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scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated
Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.
by Pseudo42069 October 21, 2021
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