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Rytard

One individual that’s weighing 120 pounds and is mentally challenged
Rytard put the part on the wrong way and stripped the bolt
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routa

"yo bro who that bad bitch"
"bro that's Routa!"
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Rutab

Rutab means: of, relating to, or constituting the third of four recognized stages in the ripening of the date in which the tip becomes soft and loses the bright color of the previous stage.
This is a word in the quran
the sentence in the quran is :

وَهُزِّىٓ إِلَيْكِ بِجِذْعِ ٱلنَّخْلَةِ تُسَـٰقِطْ عَلَيْكِ رُطَبًۭا جَنِيًّۭا ٢٥
And shake the trunk of this palm tree towards you, it will drop fresh, ripe dates (rutab) upon you.
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Ryuteki "Angel" Soler: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryuteki "Angel" Soler: The First Juvenile Release.
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Rytard

Rytard
(noun)

Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:

Confused even after diagrams

Apologizes without knowing what for

Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”

Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”

Synonyms for Rytard

Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t

Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused

Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings

Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware

Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again

Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”

Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love

Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy

SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”
Example:
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025
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Rytard

Rytard (noun)
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025
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k-rauta

The greatest nation of the world, located in finland and lead by Jarmo I Mäkinen, and is also a very popular scandinavian warehouse.
Person one : Hey! did you visit K-rauta today?
Person two : yea.
by rgeiusdo January 17, 2020
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