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The Romanian Way

1. A large Romanian penis that rivals the size of a large zucchini. (noun)

2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)
Last night I raped your moms pussy with "The Romanian Way".

I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."
by cartoff August 15, 2008
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the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.
What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.
by freewilly32 August 27, 2009
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The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.
Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011
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The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.
Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!
by GOliath69 October 10, 2022
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Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011
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Up In Romanian

Person 1: Hey I went to Romania last week to check up on my mother.

Person 2: No way, did you ask her how to say up in Romanian?

Person 1: No? Whatโ€™s up in romanian?

Person 2: SUS. YOU JUST GOT SUSSIED IMPOSTER HAHAHAHHA CREWMATE SUSSSY ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ“๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ

Person 1: Why am I friends with you?
by OmiMaHomie June 27, 2021
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The romanian dishwasher

when a woman gives you a blow job with a bar of soap so she can give your penis a good cleaning.
even though they were a poor couple, she gave him The romanian dishwasher so he could stay fresh.
by naked in bed November 15, 2011
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