Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

Rocket Hunting

When you and friends go looking for a good looking girl, often found in a group of women who are no where near her looks.

Hey bro, what are you up to tonight? Want to go rocket hunting?

by Ajb62798 December 18, 2017

Rocket Punch Digital

A digital marketing agency run by a giant 60 ft tall robot with laser beam eyes, a devastating rocket-powered punch, and a degree in marketing.

Q: Hey what has two thumbs and just hired Rocket Punch Digital for all of his customer acquisition needs? This guy!

A: Meow?

by rocketopunchi November 15, 2018

rocket tipping

The act of stuff drugs in the tip of your penis.
This can be for pleasure or also for storage purposes.
Similar to a Carlsbad Grimple

Damn Jonny is really getting into drugs, I caught that idiot rocket tipping in the stalls at work. It looked like he was packing gunpowder into a musket.

by FryOrDie November 8, 2019

rocket jump

To fire an explosive missile at your feet whilst jumping, the act of which makes you accelerate quickly upwards. You must jump whilst doing this, because otherwise you will not gain much speed upwards and will inflict a lot more damage on yourself. Timing is important.

I rocket jumped on to my garage roof.

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Rocket Shit

A "Rocket Shit" is the type of shit you take when you're in a hurry. These shits are typically expelled from the anus in a fast and sometimes loud manner, hence the name: "Rocket Shit"

Oh man, after that Mexican food i rushed home and took a rocket shit, it was a photo-finish.

by JoexVirus December 9, 2007

rocket man

When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.

Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man

by thechosenking August 5, 2009