ricer

A variety of younger males that tend to dress up their 4 cylinder Japanese car or Korean car in aftermarket stickers, add a fartpipe, and an oversize spoiler.
The ones who do add actual engine modifications are only wasting their money because it would be cheaper and logical to buy a sports car that's fast to begin with.

Normal person: Why did you even bother with adding mods to a 4 cylinder economy car, that's gay dude.

Ricer: nah man what are you talking about this shits cool, I could beat a Corvette now.

Normal person: You could have bought a Corvette for what you wasted on that Piece.

by BobtheInterrogater34 February 26, 2011

Ricer

A usually young person that gets a car that was never built to go fast (civic, focus, camry, accord.....), but says he can beat the he|| out of anyone, just cause he has intake and exhaust...He will also add stickers that say something he doesnt have, or "tuned by ...." even though they never actualy touched his car, except sold him an intake or something...What is NOT a ricer, or ricer car, is built SPORTS CARS like : A type-R, rx-7, Supra, Awd Dsm, Wrx, all the nismo cars..etc..u get my point..

I hate Ricers!!!

by Sanyika October 27, 2003

ricer

anooying moron with loud muffler body kit or other useless aesthetic object for a car inspired by racing.Possilbly addhered by duct tape or gigantin wood screw in a fragile fiberglass "Aero" Kit.

See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC

Go to hell you fucking RICER and take your gigantic "Spoiler" with you.

by Bob February 27, 2004

Ricer

Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.

Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.

by Ross January 31, 2005

ricer

a tasteless person who puts a lot of stickers of performance brands all over the car(even though he doesn't have any of those under the hood) a person with 22 inch chrome rims on a civic, with painted dashes, fart pipes, a giant banch on the trunk so that you can sit on it, and really low body kit that makes the car look lower but the suspensioon is still stock and on every turn the car is about to flip. Almost forgot they have lambo doors, that sounds so stupid. just think of it, "lambo" which comes from lamborghini is compared to a civic. i'm not against import cars, but some of them makes me sick

yesterday i saw a ricer, the guy was driving around the schoool with one lambo door open because probably he had enough money for only one door hinge, if he hits the gas to 1500rpm it made that noise that probably people from a neighboring state could hear it, the body kit was so low that wheels warn't tauching the ground
V-tech - all that noise and none of the power

by 95Mustang August 23, 2008

Ricer

An overused slur often used in completly wrong context. Originally a ricer was an aftermarket modified east-asian import with no performance modifacations to make the car look faster than what it actually was. This then moved onto a connotation associated with drivers of said cars being young, obnoxious, going for the "Fast & the furious look" and generally just in denial of the limitations of their car.

In recent years 'Ricer' is simply used to bash any asian vehicle, even stock and performance modified variants, usually by domestic & muscle car fan boys who suffer from the latter of the ricer connotation when their rides get outperformed by stock import.

*Looking at the performance figures of a GTR*

Import hater: 'How the hell is that ricer able to reach 0-60 in under 4 seconds?'

Myself: 'Its a stock car you fuckwit'

by SoapBoxStar May 10, 2012

ricer

The American equivalent of a UK boy racer's car; usually an import sedan (Civics and Corollas are usually the weapon of choice, but they are not by any means the only cars used) with exceptionally gaudy and tasteless external modifications while not having anything that actually increases performance. Funnily enough, many of the mods actually DECREASE performance by way of being designed for cars actually capable of pulling off what the average ricer can only dream of. Expect cheap plastic rims, underlighting, artificial lowering by way of cut springs, a plastic bumper that shatters the minute the car nears any sort of imperfection in the road, a plastic spoiler that actually increases wind resistance, an incredibly loud and garish bodykit, a gargantuan fucking exhaust setup that can be heard from multiple blocks away, a sound system that costs more than the car itself, and stickers for high-end performance gear that the driver of said car doesn't even own.

"Hey, did you see Tony trying and failing to pick up some random chicks in the Price Chopper parking lot?"
"No, I didn't. How was he going about it?"
"Y'know that '98 Camry that his grandpa bought him for his sixteenth birthday? Well, he turned it into a total fucking ricer and was cruising the parking lot while revving his engine whenever he saw some prospective pussy heading his way."
"Haha, fuckin' owned. Guess they saw through all the plastic and decals and noticed that it was still a worthless piece of shit. What a loser."

by Beware of BOB August 4, 2012