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1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.
2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.
2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.
2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011
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by phantom twinturbo July 3, 2011
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A slapper from the suburb of Riverstone in the Hawkesbury region in New South Wales, Australia. Can also be a cougar or a scantilly clad woman.
The pub was full of Riverstone Slappers on Saturday night.
Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'
Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'
by windzaa September 12, 2012
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Someone who is sexually attracted to rices and whose sexual activity involves ricing.
This kind of people will rice their linux distro all day and get sexual satisfaction from it.
This kind of people will rice their linux distro all day and get sexual satisfaction from it.
Steve: Hey look at my rice
Jim: This is making me wet, i use arch btw
Steve: You degenerate ricesexual
Jim: This is making me wet, i use arch btw
Steve: You degenerate ricesexual
by trolololololololololtrololollo September 8, 2023
Get the ricesexual mug.Like any normal ricer, a truck ricer has a lot of add ons and modifications that don’t do shit what so ever. Common characteristics of a truck ricer are but are not limited to: lifting your body 6 inches despite the axle remaining in the same position, a dumb ass exaust that makes your truck ridiculously loud and overly tinted windows, another awful characteristic of the tuck ricer is to lower it until it has almost no clearance which takes away most of the benefits of owning a truck in the first place
Asshole: “dude look at that low rider truck, that thing is sick bro”
Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”
Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”
by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018
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by cool.kid/fob kid February 24, 2019
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