A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburgermug. When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. In social studies relative position is the position of a place or entity based on its location with respect to other locations. Relative location, unlike absolute location is not a fixed reference. Relative location will therefore change based on the secondary location.
by Lay’s chips September 11, 2022
Get the relative positionmug. Similar to Ken Wilber's "Pre/trans fallacy", which is about conflating pre-rational views with trans-rational views, the Relative/absolute fallacy is about conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective. This is the main source of confusion in the forms of spirituality that deal with the implications of non-duality (Oneness).
There are generally two levels to the fallacy:
1. The first level is the conflation that happens when you don't have knowledge about the distinction between the relative and The Absolute (dual/non-dual). This is common in pre-rational religious people (Wilber). The way that traditional religion interprets various holy texts is itself a good example.
2. The second level happens when you do have knowledge about the distinction between relative and absolute (but it's obviously not complete knowledge). This is common in (aspiring) trans-rational people. A common example is to think that because nothing ultimately really matters, morality doesn't matter, and therefore it's fine to for example hurt other people. This is to conflate "the relative" with "The Absolute". From The Absolute perspective, yes, nothing really matters, but morality can only ever be defined "relative" to a certain value system in the first place. By taking the absolute perspective, you're deliberately stepping outside of all value systems, but "it's fine to hurt other people" would be a moral statement, which means you're actually invoking a relative perspective.
There are generally two levels to the fallacy:
1. The first level is the conflation that happens when you don't have knowledge about the distinction between the relative and The Absolute (dual/non-dual). This is common in pre-rational religious people (Wilber). The way that traditional religion interprets various holy texts is itself a good example.
2. The second level happens when you do have knowledge about the distinction between relative and absolute (but it's obviously not complete knowledge). This is common in (aspiring) trans-rational people. A common example is to think that because nothing ultimately really matters, morality doesn't matter, and therefore it's fine to for example hurt other people. This is to conflate "the relative" with "The Absolute". From The Absolute perspective, yes, nothing really matters, but morality can only ever be defined "relative" to a certain value system in the first place. By taking the absolute perspective, you're deliberately stepping outside of all value systems, but "it's fine to hurt other people" would be a moral statement, which means you're actually invoking a relative perspective.
You're conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective ("The Relative/Absolute Fallacy").
Albert thinks he is God and nobody else is. Albert has committed the Relative/Absolute Fallacy.
Albert thinks he is God and nobody else is. Albert has committed the Relative/Absolute Fallacy.
by Carich99 December 23, 2020
Get the The Relative/absolute fallacymug. Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.
by aris00 September 9, 2011
Get the relative humiditymug. A very handsome, wonderful, bursting with personality, kind, loving, hard-working, and the hottest person ever to be born. He is so kind of a king and has a big dick. We all love you Rel
by Big Black Boom Boom September 12, 2022
Get the Relmug. When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.
"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"
by Crastor April 25, 2014
Get the relative dimemug.