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road sodas

Also know as beer. Road sodas work really well while driving.
Hey Stumpy Pants hand me one of those cold ass road sodas while i make a jew turn.
by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
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Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.
by Tim - E June 11, 2006
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road rules

An insane creation that the Yuppies of MTV bestowed apon mankind in order for them to relive their childhoods or masturbate to the stupid co-eds they choose to participate in their disturbing planned "reality show" in which these co-eds travel across the world doing pointless missions to win a bunch of pointless crap that is given to them for the sole purpose of corporate advertisement.
by tmarsh86 July 20, 2003
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road dawg

Defined as ones partner in crime, person one trusts on the road.
first dude: yeah whats up road dawg?
second dude: nada man, lets git moving gotta lotta product to move today.
by his dudeliness January 8, 2009
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road poop

The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.
I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.
by frozencanuck December 21, 2008
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Road Trolling

The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.

Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.

Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.

"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
by roadtroller;) November 15, 2011
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Road Dogging

Road dogging is the act of hanging out with a friend or travel companion and participating in an activity or sport with that person.
Skater dude: Let's go road dogging tonight!

Tiff: What do you want to do?

Skater Dude: Let's grab 40's and drink them at the park.

Tiff: I'm down. But let's take a shot of tequila first - I'm thirsty!
by Jonzun August 16, 2015
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