Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...

"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"

by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Cursed Slush Puppie

The act of fighting off 15 or more cops butt ass naked while masterbating.

Broooo cooter just totally cursed slush puppies those cops.

by Taint C. September 25, 2018

bum puppies

another way to describe human faeces and or defecating.

"im just going to drop off/give birth to some bum puppies"

by Ade Lunn October 28, 2007

snow puppies

Hot Canadian sluts; the very frosty cream of the crop that will suck your dick while you smoke a bowl. These girls will make you consider staying after the sex.

"Bro I vacationed in Vancouver and I hooked up with some snow puppies, got my dick sucked while I hit a bowl, shit was wild!"

by w i z a r d November 15, 2019

Puppi

A whore.

Damn I wanna sleep with Puppi ;)

by Not Misaki October 22, 2011

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003