pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

pumpkin shoes.

Something that doesn't make any logical sense

She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.

by needleyoyo June 15, 2009

Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.

by obamarama January 24, 2008

pumpkin eater

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this

Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins

by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

Smashing Pumpkins

In response to definition #7, there was officially no "The" in the name of the band (as far as the print on album covers) until the release of Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness in 1995. You're not clever, guy.

"What's the best album of all time, d00d?"

"Why, it's Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins, of course!"

"Thx!"

by Flappy McDappy April 6, 2005

Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.

That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!

by Tina McMullet November 9, 2008

pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.

"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"

by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013