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boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
by sanoff January 19, 2011
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pookie face

A man that has a loving smile and is your better half in life!
My husband is my pookie face and that is why i love him!
by AngelinaBallerina December 9, 2008
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POOKI

Pooki is a dear of the closest endearment. Derivation from Winnie the Poo, and Poo Bear. Reserved for an especially dear enity. It MUST be spelled POOKI no other way acceptable. This is the official definition AND IT HAS NOW BEEN PATENTED By the one and only Samilionaire.
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princess pookie

A nickname only given to thouse who are worthy... Usally by players who will only go and rip your heart out later... Girls with this nick name should be loved to the furthest extent and givin the world... They are the girls who are worth having but are usally the ones who get away.. Hold on to your pookie...
I love you princess pookie...
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by Princess pookie May 15, 2008
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Pookie

a hardcore badass bitch that'll remove anything in her path.
Damn!! Pookie, don't kill her!! Stupid bitch shouldn't have messed with Pookie!!
by Pookie0939 February 5, 2010
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pookie bookie

When a ugly individual takes yo man and slurps his cock for 1 day but gives him back to you cause his cock taste like peanut butter m&m's.
Yea she's totally been pookie bookied last night when her man came back asking if his cock taste like peanut butter m&m's.
by Yellowmellowjello June 22, 2017
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