primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007

printgasm

When someone (usually a new co-worker) discovers there is a printer nearby and then proceeds to print off every little thing they can think of.

"We've run out of ink again. I think Tom might have had a Printgasm!"

by daleus December 15, 2009

Print Payback

1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.

2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.

C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.

Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.

by HobieOneKenobi April 29, 2013

Printmare

Noun
1.) A written work or passage that is frightening or extremely unpleasant.
2.) A terrifying or very unpleasant experience that is read about and haunts the reader long after they have stopped reading.

"Reading about the recent crime wave in this morning's paper gave me the worst printmare."

by Barch79 June 28, 2013

printsive

a writing style that's a combination between print and cursive.

I don't like to pick up my pen every letter and cursive is too fancy, so I write in printsive.

by oamadeusamadues October 6, 2015

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016