When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC July 8, 2015
Get the premature autocorrectionmug. When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.
t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
Get the premature emancipationmug. My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009
Get the premature etextulatemug. by Anonymooski July 10, 2010
Get the Premature textulationmug. the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party
by nardkat123 October 28, 2010
Get the premature drunkulationmug. When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
by Julicles October 21, 2013
Get the Premature echeckulationmug. Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
Get the premature tweejaculationmug.