Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 8, 2021

pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.

"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."

by Nailuj February 21, 2018

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010

flash pregnant

To accidentally get up the duff after a bareback assfuck, as a result of jizz leaking out from the ass and getting into the pussy.

We had no jonnys, so I kicked her back doors in. Now she's fucking flash pregnant.

by King Kevin Keegan March 25, 2008