Provert

Professional pervert - lerking in the shadows, wearing an apron with a smirk.

If provoke can be dangerous, especially to your mental health.

I was minding my own business, when a man in an apron stared at my angles through a port hole. All I could see was a cucumber in his hands. I didn’t know what to say, so exclaimed, ‘look there a provert, quick run’

by Chef in frocks August 7, 2018

Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

poverty

the definition of pow jasmine purpant attuid mikey and run up the wockman

I will shoot poverty in the fucking face. They're so fucking annoying

by zhenkou February 28, 2022

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022