porno creep

Someone who locks themselves in their dirty apartment for hours on end watching porn movies or browsing porno sites on the "net". These people are normally overweight and rarely come outside.

Hey, Connor is a porno creep.

by Matt E. May 23, 2005

Porno-monkey

One who is crazy about porn, and that's all they talk about.

DudeA:"Yo, did you see that pervert down town?"
DudeB:"You mean that porno-monkey?"
DudeA:"Ya. Holy shiz is he messedup!"

by Zak_the_N1NJ@ May 11, 2008

vintage porno

A crude description of an attractive older woman.

Paul: Have you seen his mum?
Tom: Yeah, she is vintage porno!

by ski-finder May 16, 2010

Porno Drink

Slang for the XXX flavor of Vitamin Water. aka: The best Vitamin Water flavor.

Coined in Brooklyn, NY.

Shaul - "It's been a long night of drinking, I need to rehydrate"
Dima - "To the grocery! A porno drink will hit the spot"

by XXX lover October 14, 2008

porno of the poor

Cinema which uses third world cultures as a platform to to sell movies to first world audiences.

Living the life of a poor person vicariously through the cinema.

Indirectly experiencing the life of a third world person through cinema; "I will eat my gourmet popcorn and sip on my latte while watching the slums in India from the point of view of an English Director while reclining in a posh American suburban theater."

We watched the movie about slum children and felt vicarious excitement.

I’ve seen a lot of controversial opinions about Slumdog Millionaire, like: “it’s porno of the poor” which might be true, but let’s judge the movie as a movie not as a real life comment on poverty, at least it is not Born into Brothels...

by eaglize February 23, 2009

porno-thug

a black guy who is into pornos real bad, thinks he's cool cuz he and dress like he crawled from under a pile of clothes from a chinese store 50% off sale.

" you can tell he is a porno-thug! he has not life, no dress game and horny as hell and can't do anything about it...."

by Deeblok November 3, 2005

porno styling

A descriptor for things that are super cool and especially that you might find in a porno.

You're new place is totally porno styling. You are going to get massive play here.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003