poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.

"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon

by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019

poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures

Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?

by Kate waters May 2, 2020

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020