PooFucking

The act of masurbating in a object, such as a can or container filled with warm, semisoft poo.

You are a poofucker

by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 9, 2004

poodunk

Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.

"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."

by The_Poodunk_Overlord May 24, 2004

poobuds

a bag of weed of the least possible quality

"oh man who's smoking the poobuds ?"

"over here man,you want some"

"Hell No, i'm looking for the window"

by nevereven May 24, 2008

Poogurt

A level 10 Autist who has a shitty YouTube channel and no friends.

Damn Poogurt is such a fucktard.

by Poogurt August 12, 2018

Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut

A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."

She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.

by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015

Pooputt

A simp, an loser, and a simp again

You’re such a pooputt

by playabryan April 24, 2020

poobutter

1.a slimy poop substance that is usually very runny, soggy or total liquid.
2.The substance R.Kelly dumps on under-age girls

God, that poobutter was so wet.

by the turd word November 17, 2005