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Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.
Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.
by Tyler travis November 26, 2013
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Porta Potty

1. A portable bathroom

2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)
Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!
by patelbros January 26, 2010
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Potty Slot

A polite word for the arsehole, and potentially the vagina if you have one.
'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.
by KingBast February 2, 2010
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Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
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Pooty Pearl

A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.
We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.
by WankKing September 3, 2013
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pottysquating

Sitting on the toilet for an hour after pooing, peeing at least every 5 minutes.

someone who unlawfully occupies a bathroom for an unreasonable amount of time.
"Killy, what were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
"I was going to poopsterbate, but decided pottysquating was better."
by P00pooplata January 27, 2014
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potty thug

Potty thug: Talking crap to people while you are using the restroom at work and then not responding. - Lady
Person one: why isn't Dave responding anymore.

Person two: that potty thug probably had to go back to work, what an ass.

Dave: I hate you guys!
by TheInfluence July 9, 2015
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