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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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Poes

Pronounced: Poo-ss. A word in South African slang literally meaning "vagina". Also used to swear at someone so as to say "Fuck you" .
by Sigi_101 February 25, 2018
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POES

A word used to describe how STUPID and Irrelevant someone is.
in simple terms "should no exist"
SeanR6 is a FAT POES
by Dumn Esports Players April 13, 2022
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Dumb poes

by Dumb poes May 29, 2022
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poe-ness

That chicky at that dude's funeral was dressed in total poe-ness
by ajksdf ;lajklfkjnf October 10, 2007
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