by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.
Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 08, 2013
To "Hang Plum" is for a male individual to have large, swollen testicles that swing about when they move.
Tabitha: "Hey Curzak I've heard Steve has a huge ballsack, have you seen it?"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"
by Big spunk December 28, 2017
Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.
"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).
Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.
by DizzleOC April 10, 2008
by Marilyn Thomas October 16, 2013
1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.
2) A testicle
2) A testicle
1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
by dan the perv January 31, 2008
A sex act in which one or two testicles are placed in the anus of a female while simultaneously having intercourse in the missionary position.
Stu got nasty with it and went plum deep on that chick, ball dingleberries and all; he tried to double down for the plums deep but could only manage his left nut, the one that hangs longer.
by Sheckie Mean January 28, 2010