Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

Fucking Petty

When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.

Girl: "Oh my god D-ron stop being so fucking petty and leave him alone!"

by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019

Petty Purge

when someone ends a relationship, especially someone met from a dating app, you simply destroy the contact information and any images associated with that person

that guy she met from the dating app ended the relationship so she petty purged his contact, facebook, instagram, and all pics they had together

by npgandlove March 7, 2021

petty sex

refers to a situation in which one's partner displays selfishness, indifference, and laziness during intimate and sexual moments, showing little to no emotion or effort and causing the other person to feel unimportant, hurt, and undervalued in their relationship.

Jeff felt hurt and undervalued in his relationship because his partner consistently engaged in petty sex, showing no care or effort towards his pleasure even though he make sure his partner was always happy

by RelatableGuru November 2, 2023

Pro-petty

Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".

I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?

by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020

Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018