Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
by chode_deep September 1, 2013
Get the Peruvian Faceliftmug. The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
Get the Peruvian Honk-Tootmug. A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian Parrot Piledrivermug. When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
by Linguine88 December 6, 2022
Get the Peruvian Circumcisionmug. The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
Get the Peruvian Double Takemug. When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
Get the Peruvian Goat Saddlemug. When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 14, 2023
Get the Peruvian Scooby Snacksmug.