peruvian seesaw

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.

Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.

by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

Peruvian Creampie

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and

Ejaculate inside the ear

Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.

by HarryHarrington November 21, 2020

Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards

Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass

by chode_deep July 28, 2013

North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks

Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

by SebastianJanakowski March 08, 2021

Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 02, 2017