pilot skirt

A very very short, revealing and super sexy skirt. That when the (hopefully) sexy women bends over, you get a very nice and clear shot of her goods.

Dude 1: Hey man, do you see that girl in the pilot skirt?
Dude 2: Pilot skirt?
Dude 1: Yeah bro - check it out, she's bending over. WOWZERS!
Dude 2: That's hot, but why 'pilot skirt'?
Dude 1: Do you see anything other than cock-pit?

by ss420 June 2, 2009

military pilot

A carefully selected and highly trained operator of frightfully expensive and incredibly dangerous aerial machinery whose life insurance should be far more expensive than it probably is.

What do you get when you cross a military pilot with a turkey? An accident-prone turkey.

by lawman83 June 15, 2007

sky pilot

a chaplain or preacher

Some sky pilot tried to change a bunch of atheist's minds on Facebook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Goat man September 1, 2008

pilot

(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region

He manscapes the pilot to match my landing strip, he is cleared to land in my vagina anytime.

by itsalesguy June 8, 2010

Jefferson-Pilot

Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.

"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."

Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."

Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."

by Larry Filman October 5, 2011

Regional Pilot

An Regional pilot is a person who flies an aircraft.The term is often applied simply to pilots, but can be extended to include Used and abused, Ballers living off 24k, and Welfare Officers, Schedulings Bitch. This should not be confused with the term naval aviator, which refers to crew members in the U.S. Navy, U.S. Marine Corps and U.S. Coast Guard. However, they are generally good look and funny.

Wow, that one Regional Pilot Tony A is one sexy pilot

by Spuuuu Runner December 2, 2011