Pedo-simp

Someone who is a pedophile and simps for a person at the same time.

Adam you are a pedo-simp stfu.

by TheGreatZulu February 7, 2021

Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

feed the pedo

to put an underdressed child in a marketing campaign for a product not for children.
knowing that youth combined with exposed skin will make someone turn their head towards the television.

what the hell do 8yr olds in swimsuits have to do with selling pain medicine? they totally feed the pedo with that commercial.

by schmoe,joe October 28, 2008

Pedo Pong

A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.

Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"

by Sergeant Dick Pound Fappington October 17, 2012

pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.

A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru

by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021