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Paul

That guy was riding his bike so fast in the rain, when he hit the corner he fully pauled into the curb.

I really messed up and pulled a paul.
by Rossi H. April 27, 2011
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Paul

Stupid, pathetic, weak, and white!!! (Quoted by himself) Hates a certain person who whacks people with sticks!!! Supports Trump!!!!
Paul is the person.
by BrilliantTiger4 July 13, 2017
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Paul

Paul's are generally seen as inbred cunts.
You're such a retard, Jake, race car spelt backwards is racecar, not car race. Shut up, Paul, you inbred cunt.
by conicero December 14, 2013
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Paul

An absoulute fucking wankathon
by Adtianyf June 2, 2018
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Paul is THE REAL DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MAN AND SEX GOD. Shy at first, funny and a blast to be around once you get to know him. Very caring and intelligent. The best in bed. the BEST at Cunnilingus. VERY PROTECTIVE OF HIS LOVED ONES
Oh my god Paul, where did you learn how to do that with your tongue?
by TruthGod111111 February 21, 2020
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Paul

A bald idiot who plays creative housing on minecraft
"Hes a bald idiot"
"Hes a Paul"
by BaldBoy420 June 13, 2020
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Paul

Paul is the guy your girlfriend crushes on secretly. He is good looking, funny, kind, a good listener and a great lover with the most beautiful blue eyes. Paul has a heart of gold and is always the most loyal man a woman could desire. He is loving, very romantic, sensual and gives all of himself, without holding back, to his partner. Paul's love nature, the outdoors, the ocean, beaches and mountains. He is always up for a new adventure that could land him anywhere. Travel is his passion. Paul's have a wonderful and somewhat dry sense of humor. He is very intelligent and astute with a lot of common sense and a high degree of intuition. He will always sense what is happening before you tell him. He is very trustworthy and will be one of the best people in your life. If you are with a Paul, you already know these things. Hold on to him. He will love you intimately and will only want the same in return. Never mistreat a Paul, they are loving and loyal but will not tolerate untruths, cheating or deception. He knows his value in the world of romance and will simply move on if mistreated. Paul's are dedicated hard workers who never give up. They don't measure success as purely monetary. Success to Paul is measured in terms of happiness and satisfaction. He is giving. He will help anyone who is willing to help themselves. Paul can easily be the kindest person you will ever know and he can be a best friend to any man or woman.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy standing over there?

Girl 2: The good looking blue eyed guy, with the great smile?

Girl 1: For sure.

Girl 2: I know him, that's Paul. You can look but can't touch. He's got a girlfriend, end of story.

Girl 1: Damn, he's fine, she's lucky.

Girl 3: Hey Maria, why are you walking strangely today? Hurt yourself?

Maria: (HUGE grin) Paul stayed over last night. We were up all night long. He's an amazing lover.
by Carmen.all.day July 9, 2021
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