Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.

Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE! Even now you are STILL too weak to do the right thing!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You

Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.

by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019

Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone who is not thinking right Like a Pathetic is personally Really Pathetic Barnaclehead

Enough You Stupid Pathetic Barnaclehead

by AlishaHands January 13, 2022

pathetic

Tsar (Marcel H) and the staff standing behind him in the Premier Racing League.

Hey, do you think we should be kind, professional and logical about this situation?
No. Let's just act immature and Pathetic.

by MarcelH July 11, 2023

pathetic

a person who is pathetic. pathetic as a noun rather than adjective

Joe is mean to people. What a pathetic.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 25, 2022

Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020