Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Sloppy Pasta

When a man gets done banging his girl on her period and she sucks him off afterwards.

"Aye man. I was with this bitch last night and she gave me some sloppy pasta"

by Cmp12 October 15, 2021

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

barilla pasta

A scared little closeted executive that has a narrow focus on reality.

At today's news conference, I referred to the barilla pasta terror of advertising.

by Dreamitthendoit September 27, 2013

Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.

e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.

by cj49302 August 4, 2017

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

pasta butt

Pasta butt is something that occurs when a person eats to much pasta and it all goes to their butt and they get a really abnormally shaped butt known as pasta butt

Wowwww did you see so and so!? They have a pasta butt now

I can’t believe how much pasta they have been eating, they’re definitely going to get pasta butt

by Dr burgstein September 25, 2022