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Noun
1. The only white female prostitute in Boy’s Town (the commercial district in the border town of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico, serving primarily as a "zone of tolerance" in the city for legal prostitution). Not to be confused with “El Cuco Blanco”, which can easily be identified by the presence of an Adam’s apple.
2. The luckiest of the lucky dove songs favored by all varieties of the Patronus Cazadores Majoris. Written by George Baker and performed the George Baker Selection in 1975. If used in a discretionary manner, the song will produce waves of the paloma peligrosa within firing range within 69 seconds of starting the song.
3. The act performed by a man where he casually walks through a party with his testicles (sans penis) hanging out the front of his pants until noticed by an unsuspecting female. Also known as the “walk of the dove breast”.
Noun
1. The only white female prostitute in Boy’s Town (the commercial district in the border town of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico, serving primarily as a "zone of tolerance" in the city for legal prostitution). Not to be confused with “El Cuco Blanco”, which can easily be identified by the presence of an Adam’s apple.
2. The luckiest of the lucky dove songs favored by all varieties of the Patronus Cazadores Majoris. Written by George Baker and performed the George Baker Selection in 1975. If used in a discretionary manner, the song will produce waves of the paloma peligrosa within firing range within 69 seconds of starting the song.
3. The act performed by a man where he casually walks through a party with his testicles (sans penis) hanging out the front of his pants until noticed by an unsuspecting female. Also known as the “walk of the dove breast”.
The Paloma Blanca garners the highest price per John, but she is not revered by the local man whores.
When Carter played Paloma Blanca, we limited out on dove within 15 minutes, thereby yet again protecting the local population of Washington County from the paloma peligrosa.
It was an impressive Paloma Blanca that Mac pulled at Danny Bouy’s last night. The look on Turk’s prostitute was priceless when she noticed.
When Carter played Paloma Blanca, we limited out on dove within 15 minutes, thereby yet again protecting the local population of Washington County from the paloma peligrosa.
It was an impressive Paloma Blanca that Mac pulled at Danny Bouy’s last night. The look on Turk’s prostitute was priceless when she noticed.
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Get the paloma blanca mug."Mall capital of the world." One of the richest towns in New Jersey. Home of the strictest Blue law ever. You can't buy anything besides clothes and food on Sundays. 3 Malls in Paramus: Paramus Park, Garden State Plaza, & the Bergen Mall. Paramus sucks ass because we're broke. All of the teachers blew their money on SmartBoards and new computers, and the mayor does basically nothing. Paramus is home to the Spartans. They're actually a pretty good team. High Schoolers are slightly insane. The schools are all graphitti'd and pretty sucky. Both middle schools are crap. The kids in Paramus aren't too bad. Too much drama. It's really annoying. Fist fights and middle school sluts. Not much drug use. Cocaine incidents are so rare they make the news. And the main drug is smoking. Teens all have sex casually. Paramus kids overuse Facebook, are perverted, and are mainly white. There are tons of Asian kids, however they're never involved in any drama because they're studying. The main population is Catholic, but the number of Jews isn't low. Lots of Indians too. Barely any black kids or Spanish kids. Tons of chain stores. Panera, Hollister, Abercrombie, PetCo, McDonalds, Payless, Wendy's, etc. Usually doubles up on stores--if there is a McDonalds, there's another on the other side of town.Paramus isn't all it's hyped up to be. It's pretty nice if you aren't an annoying crackhead middle school whore. Also nice if you aren't looking for weed. Cause there are basically NO drugs in Paramus.
Typical Paramus middle school girl: a white Catholic who wears Hollister short shorts, talks on Facebook about how "OMFG MY LIIFEEE FUCCKIINGGG SUCKSSS. FML." Hates her school (who doesn't?), and shops everyday.
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2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.
2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.
I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.
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Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.
Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.
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Get the paramus girls mug.Paramore is an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee, formed in 2004. Members are lead vocalist and keyboardist Hayley Williams, lead guitarist Josh Farro, bassist Jeremy Davis, drummer Zac Farro, and rhythm guitarist Taylor York.
The group released their debut album, All We Know Is Falling, in 2005, their second album, Riot! in 2007, and their Third album, brand new eyes, on September 29, 2009. Two of their songs, 'I Caught Myself' and 'Decode' were feautured on the Twilight Soundtrack. (Which sparked their sudden popularity)
The name "Paramore" came from the maiden name of the mother of one of their first bass players. Once the group learned the meaning of the homophone "paramour" ("secret lover"), they decided to adopt the name, using the Paramore spelling.
Some Of Their Best Songs Are:
From their first album:
"Brighter"
"Emergency"
"Franklin
"Conspiracy"
"MY HEART"
From their second album:
"Misery Business"
"CrushCrushCrush"
"WHEN IT RAINS"
"We Are Broken"
"Let The Flames Begin"
From their third album:
"Ignorance"
"Brick By Boring Brick"
"Turn It Off"
"THE ONLY EXCEPTION"
"Misguided Ghosts"
The group released their debut album, All We Know Is Falling, in 2005, their second album, Riot! in 2007, and their Third album, brand new eyes, on September 29, 2009. Two of their songs, 'I Caught Myself' and 'Decode' were feautured on the Twilight Soundtrack. (Which sparked their sudden popularity)
The name "Paramore" came from the maiden name of the mother of one of their first bass players. Once the group learned the meaning of the homophone "paramour" ("secret lover"), they decided to adopt the name, using the Paramore spelling.
Some Of Their Best Songs Are:
From their first album:
"Brighter"
"Emergency"
"Franklin
"Conspiracy"
"MY HEART"
From their second album:
"Misery Business"
"CrushCrushCrush"
"WHEN IT RAINS"
"We Are Broken"
"Let The Flames Begin"
From their third album:
"Ignorance"
"Brick By Boring Brick"
"Turn It Off"
"THE ONLY EXCEPTION"
"Misguided Ghosts"
I have a Paramore poster taped to my bedroom wall. And I've lost count of how many times I've kissed Hayley Williams. :)
PARAMORE FTW!!
PARAMORE FTW!!
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