Pakistan

A country that is better than India, almost as good as Bangladesh but not as good as North Korea.

Pakistan is a cutie.

by pakistancutie March 27, 2021

Pakistan

Pakistan
The greatest country in the world

Pakistan is the greatest country in the world

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Pakistan

the best country in the world, known to mankind and a place

"india sucks" - pakistan

by yeet bruhh September 22, 2022

Pakistance

A stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of Pakistan. A Pakistance can convey an individual's standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.

Can also be used with another country than ends in -stan... Kazakhstance, Uzbekistance, Turkmenistance.

Person 1: I am taking a tough Pakistance on this matter. These are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.

Person 2: Whats wrong?

Person 1: My paratha has not been buttered.

by thecatburglar September 20, 2011

Pakistani punch

When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.

"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."

by ImDaDrumma October 8, 2017

Pakistani Reservoir

when someone urinates in the tub while still in it

Mark was still so drunk this morning, he made a Pakistani reservoir in our bathroom.

by Special name April 4, 2021

Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches

Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021