Preemptive Strike

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

preemies

One, or a group of almost or barely teenage girls.

The girls at the Avril Lavigne concert were all preemies.

by Ryan Dyck February 2, 2006

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Preem

Preem means something sweet. Shortened version of preemo.

"Fuck yea, that's preem!"
"I'm gettin' wasted tonight, it's gonna be preem!"

by Magzzz July 26, 2006

Preemptive

An adjective describing any unquestionably stupid action.

The U.S. invasion of Iraq was preemptive.

I thought it was preemptive when Jordan lost his passport in the Moscow airport.

by E.F. April 7, 2007

balance of payement (B.O.P)

i think it's when a country's exports is more than its imports and here we say it's a favorable B.O.P, otherwise it's an unfavorable B.O.P

by sylvia October 27, 2003

Pavement

The real name for what the simplistic Americans call a "side walk". I can only assume that this name was picked as several Americans died through not knowing where to walk so they walked in the road, hence the turning of the name of a pavement into a set of instructions.

by Ferg June 30, 2003