paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

Padom

When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.

'I wouldn't go in there if I was you, Earl was on the special brew last night, he's just done a massive Padom.'

by Arrogant Charles November 22, 2011

paedolove

Someone who has an infactuation for young girls.

Paedolove is a misunderstood conception. It does not mean you molest young girls.

by paedostone October 28, 2003

Paedofuncle

An uncle who is overly interested in their niece or nephew.

I learnt a lot in my uncle Tony's black room when I was younger. Looking back it turns out he was a Paedofuncle.

by Garden Rake May 11, 2014

Paedoph-Iliya

A crime involving being a bit pedo to your younger brother or sister. Can only be committed by parkour-loving russian boys

That parkour loving Russian boy nonced his little brother, and is hereby guilty of committing paedoph-iliya

by Froloving it March 21, 2019

padoochie

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!

Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie

by The Old Chick September 5, 2009

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011