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puke on a butt

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.
You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.
by TinaTwice May 14, 2008
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puke and juke

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"
by Bastille III January 15, 2009
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Good Puke

EXAMPLE 1

When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.

Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.

EXAMPLE 2

Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1

Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!

EXAMPLE 2

Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
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Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
by sarge the boss June 7, 2009
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Air Puke

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'
by Architechnologi May 21, 2011
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puked on itself

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.
Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.
by R.R.T. February 19, 2009
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Puke-Spirit

A place where a pool of puke once stood, even if scoured and cleaned. You always remember it when there's enough to make an alright pool.
Quick, move those carrots before they get cursed by the puke-spirit!
by amoceuazul May 30, 2008
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