pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.
my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.
by Val Cohen April 26, 2004
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Pound the Pud

by CableBob September 06, 2008
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pud huff

a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...
brandon is such a pud huff...
by feral silence September 25, 2004
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pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks
hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.
by paddyl August 18, 2007
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Surprise Pudding

While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
by Ya Moma? August 28, 2005
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soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010
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mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
by The Barnacel May 26, 2020
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