chicken pubes

Very dirty scruffy bushy pubic hairs

Oi mate you got chicken pubes

by BigGManMorgan February 17, 2017

Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.

CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?

by mpezent July 16, 2019

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

pube rug

A hairstyle that occurs when a man’s hair is curly on top but shaved on the sides, hence it appears that pubes are growing on the top of his head.

Dude, check out that guy’s pube rug! What a douchebag!

by AHS2UCLA August 27, 2021

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova June 29, 2008