private ale

Someone's private thoughts, (as a sort of speaking your mind out in your cups); 'that's my opinion'.

(From the Green Day song Private Ale, where the lyricist is practically thinking out loud.)

I'd say one Direction are shit, but that's my private ale.

by La-di-la June 12, 2017

private hire

A public service such as Taxi service which demands pickup via Call rather than on street. The taxi service would still be classed as a Taxi rather than a schofure.

Hello This is Alifar I need a private hire.

by hejdndndn December 10, 2018

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

private Instagram meme page

A private account on Instagram that posts either memes form 2010 or sponsers, and nothing else. They often have thousands of followers because they pay other Instagram meme pages to shout them out, or they own other Instagram meme pages and they shout them selves out.

that's such a private Instagram meme Page.
I can't belive I'm following a private Instagram meme page.

by TheNotSoSmart1 November 14, 2019

Private Molly

An absolute fag. Whoever makes this their name on any platform must be hung and incinerated with a fire fart from TKO.

-Hey guys I changed my name to Private Molly

- Gilbert, tie the noose

by CaptainNigward May 12, 2020

Private

Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.

Examples: Did you see private fucking kill JFK

by Fingerbangerwithdadick August 30, 2020

private show

The right hand man of Hot Lieutenant ;)

I heard that hot lieutenant has a private show..
Yo THATS so sick

by hltps2021 November 18, 2021