Pornhub

A site where you look at large dicks and hope they don't have aids.

Guy 1) I want to watch pornhub.
Guy 2) Did you see the one video where a 18 year old grandchild fucked her grandpa.
Guy 1) Yes I did yesterday, it was old, soggy, and most of all HUGE.

by Damnitdave November 30, 2021

Pornhub

The site that keeps men going

Ahwww man I am missing pornhub.

by SpamBot.127.0.0.1 May 30, 2018

pornhub

A Famous Websites used by Millions of people who Jack off to it, I wrote his while pooping. I'm gonna watch it in a second

a Guy:"AYEE, Dude wanna go watch some pornhub"
me:Yes sir that the stuff

by Niggers on my buthile January 4, 2021

Pornhub

Everyones favorite site, even old men like this site.
And if you hate this site, your missing out on fun

Its a site where most people pull their pants off and have sex, also prepare incognito.

"Ohhh, ohh daddy, fuck me even harder!"
JOHNNY WHY ARE YOU ON PORNHUB AGAIN
I TOLD YOU THAT ITS A SIN

by R983 August 15, 2022

pornhub

my everyday life

Person:Hey dud do you go on pornhub?
Me:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RIPMyDickAfterPorn February 17, 2019

Pornhub

A better quality YouTube.

Mommy, what's PornHub?
'its a better quality youtube, my dear."

by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020