poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 15, 2011
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Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 23, 2023
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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024
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poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
by Whosit606 November 03, 2022
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poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up
"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"
by taregami July 01, 2024
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Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.
I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.
by EDY28 June 28, 2021
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poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.
"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"
by spazwcr July 08, 2020
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