He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
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