stomach omelette

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.

by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.

Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.

by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020

Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021