Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.

No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.

Ohio by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022

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ohio

represents a hellish alternative state residing in the U.S, this is where the Vietnam war took place, many people died in this horrific battle

naw that mf def from ohio

my grandma just got raped by a T-REX gotta be ohio

SAWG LIKE OHIO DOWN IN OHIO

ohio by T3NTOES October 16, 2022

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