So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.
Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
by MastCat January 24, 2012
To nuke a girl is to destroy her vaginal opening to the point of where it looks like the wasteland of Hiroshima, Japan.
by nukerofgirls December 13, 2010
Nuke the fridge is when you are very mad at your fridge so much so that you drop a nuclear bomb on it ( I do not recommend)
by Johnny bob999988885555 February 26, 2021
To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"
I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
by U GOT BAUERED December 24, 2009
Nuclear trained personnel.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.
"Is there a meeting going on in crews mess? No, it's just the nukes playing Magic the Gathering. Fucking nukes..."
by TorpMan, Submarines January 31, 2018
Its when you jump off a plane and dive down naked during sex and you point your dick at your sex mates pussy or ass and stick it. Ultimately making both of you cum for the last time
by Riku AK August 16, 2021
A Roblox game where you run around dropping nuclear bombs. Nomineed for the best Roblox game of all time.
by FEAR_ROBLOX January 07, 2020