nostalgia nuke

When some one brings something up from your childhood that you completely forgot, and it blows you away like a nuke.

Me: Dude do you remember that show Yu Yu Hakasho or Fighting Foodons?
Friend: Holy crap, You need to stop dropping nostalgia nukes or you're gonna start world war 3.

by jd8896 April 5, 2011

Nuke Busting

When you go into free-for-all in COD: MW2 and kill the people boosting for nukes.

Jacob: Dude I've been nuke busting all night. I love it!!

Regis: I know! Hearing them cry after the match makes it all worthwhile.

by Jacobtiger January 31, 2010

nuke school

So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.

Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.

by MastCat February 14, 2012

nuke a girl

To nuke a girl is to destroy her vaginal opening to the point of where it looks like the wasteland of Hiroshima, Japan.

Dude, I'm gonna hit up this party and nuke a girl named Cate so hard.

by nukerofgirls December 14, 2010

Nuke the fridge

Nuke the fridge is when you are very mad at your fridge so much so that you drop a nuclear bomb on it ( I do not recommend)

Dang it fridge you don't have any coke, you know what i'm tired of this NUKE THE FRIDGE!

by Johnny bob999988885555 February 26, 2021

Facebook Nuke

To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"

I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....

...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.

by U GOT BAUERED December 23, 2009

cum nuke

When you edge so much that the cum builds up then you finally release the power.

I released the cum nuke to destroy all nations

by Dicasarus October 28, 2017