by Mike2020 January 15, 2009
by Punxicano May 19, 2009
A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 09, 2017
Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare
Human B "It is medium rare
by ConfinedDev February 26, 2020
"I was so drunk last night that I went home with this total skank, but luckily I sobered right up at the sight of her menstruating steak drips."
by nmirick February 19, 2009
Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!
by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017
by Bigbronxbeard May 17, 2019