he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

by pentozali February 28, 2008

i can’t belive its not butter

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product

I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

by Lukiboss May 29, 2018

not my monkey not my shit show

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

Not Here Right Now

A term for getting high - A term you can use to tell your friends during public events or even in front of teachers that you are high.

Hunter: Dude are you here right now?
Me: Naw man I'm Soooo not here right now

by Undead Puppy October 28, 2010

Not bad but not good

Where something isn't bad but not good at the same time.

The food is not bad but not good.

by Cool.Y0da February 7, 2023

Not the pussy not in the Red Army

a sentence that is used to describe something that's irrelevant to the topic

Everything you say is not the pussy not in the red army, mate!

by Ivan_Ivanovich_Ivanov March 2, 2024

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024