Norwegian Olaf

The sexual act of having your partner spit on you as they rub your shoulders if done successfully it should cause you to immediately orgasm
It popular around the 1980ś midwest to west coast area and while it was popular in california you'd most likely find someone doing this i arizona it being the point of origin

Guy - Whats your price
other - 10 for a handy 20 for a blowy
Guy- how much for a norwegian olaf
other- about 15$

by gruicidal thoughts April 15, 2019

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.

Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"

by paz123321123 October 17, 2012

Norwegian Pancake

When an person takes a shit out of a second story window because a roommate is using the bathroom, and the poop hits the concrete like a pancake.

You know that guy Matt? I heard he did a Norwegian Pancake.

by Norwegian pancake1 November 13, 2021

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.

damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock

by sluthole September 25, 2003

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)

Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....

by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008

norwegian speedbag

the act of speed bagging ones testicles

OW OW OW OW OW MOTHA FUCKA! OW OW OW ! (: MY FUCKIN NUT SACKKK!!! ITS BLEEDING YUMMY norwegian speedbag

by SHITTY NUTSACK 503 July 9, 2010